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By JohnLast 2290 days ago Comments (5)

First day of school at a high school in the U.S.. The teacher introduces a new student - Takiro Suzuki from Japan.
The class begins and she says:

- Now we'll see if you know the history. Who said "Give me liberty or give me death"?

Nobody knows, but Suzuki raises his hand:

- Patrick Henry, Philadelphia, 1775

- Very well, Suzuki. Who said "government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.""?

Suzuki becomes:

- Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Address, 1863.

The teacher looks at other children and tells them:

- Shame on you, kids! Suzuki is Japanese and knows better than you American history.

A quiet voice from the last rank:

- Fuck off, you Jap sons of bitches!

- Who said that? - Yelled the teacher.

Suzuki raises his hand:

- General MacArthur, Pearl Harbor in 1941, and Lee Iacocca at the meeting of shareholders in Chrysler, Detroit, 1982

Students stand in silence when someone calls again:

-Suck my dick!

Teacher outside the skin:

- Enough already! Who was that?


- Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky, the White House in 1997

Someone else calls:

- Suzuki is a piece of shit!!

Immediately Suzuki says:

- Valentino Rossi Moto Grand Prix race in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, 2002

All fall into hysteria, the teacher passes out and the door appears the director:

- What the Fuck! I've never seen such chaos.

Suzuki is ready:

- Bulgarian  finance minister Simeon  Djankov, discussions on the state budget, Sofia, 2013